[djw904]

I don’t have big muscles or alluring eyes. I don’t have any tattoos or piercings. I’m black and intellectual. I’ve never been to jail. I’ve never been married and I don’t have any children. I’m 2 semesters away from starting my doctoral studies in Forensic Psychology. I don’t wear fancy clothing. I don’t own an iPhone (or any cell phone with a keyboard) and I don’t text. I don’t want to have sex with anyone, just a meaningful friendship/ relationship. I don’t play the field and I’m marriage-minded. I’m a kid at heart, want a family of my own someday, and find something seriously twisted with the social acceptance of divorce and young, single parenthood. Cleavage and women that wear their pants tight for the wedgie-look doesn’t turn me on. By the way, is that comfortable? I’m respectful yet adventurous and I can be categorically filed somewhere between Poindexter and Vin Diesel.
My roommate, a convicted felon for beating up his pregnant girlfriend and others, gets all the ladies. He has beautiful blue eyes, prison tattoos, frequently checks in with a probation officer, has 2 kids that live 2000 miles away with their mother, and has multiple girlfriends that don’t know about each other.
What am I doing wrong? Do I have a skewed view of what women want or is my roommate the type of guy most women are attracted to?

[April Masini]

What are you doing wrong? 😯 You’re living with a convicted felon! And the reason he was convicted is because he beat up his pregnant girlfriend! [i]I’d[/i] be scared to come to your house. And I’d seriously question your judgment.

Plus, icing on the cake, this guy sports prison tattoos, 🙄 sleeps with loads of women and meets with his probation officer regularly. Seriously? Really? You don’t get it? I’ll spell it out for you: No decent woman (which is what you seem to be going for) is going to want to date you as long as you live with a roommate who’s such a loser! 😕

Get a new roommate, and hang out with guys who don’t beat up their pregnant girlfriends (for starters). I bet your life will pick up exponentially!

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