[quote]My question is, how can I get a girl to kick me in the balls without breaking the law or being a total jerk? [/quote]
First of all, asking someone to kick you in the testicles is not a very good idea. You could end up permanently injured. (But you’re probably not thinking about having kids, two matching testicles, or what happens on a second date.)
Second of all, nobody is going to kick you in the testicles unless they’re very angry at you, and maybe if they’re a criminal, too. Criminals don’t really care about assault or hurting people like the rest of us. They usually have problems with impulse control. Which means….. if a criminal does agree to kick you in the testicles, she probably won’t stop at kicking you where you want to be kicked. She might just keep on going… and, if so, now, you’ve got the problem of being kicked in other neighboring private parts. [i]And, [/i]you’re looking at an emergency room visit that is, at the very least, a little embarrassing during the intake process. Hopefully you have really good insurance, but I doubt they’ll pay if they realize you asked for the injury. Of course, then there’s always a psych claim. Hmmmm……
Your fetish is a tough one, and my advice is to try and find a different way to enjoy sex. 😕
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