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turn it is to walk the dog that’s somehow outlived three goldfish and a cat.
I wasn’t exactly the loud, center-of-attention type. I was the kid who sat in the back of class, doodling in code instead of a notebook. Yeah — I was that weird twelve-year-old teaching himself Python because I thought “automation” sounded cool. By college, I was building small apps and freelancing just to buy extra ramen and Spotify Premium.
Career-wise? I work as a software engineer at this mid-sized tech company in the city. Not glamorous, but I like solving problems. There’s something satisfying about turning chaos into logic — kind of the opposite of my dating life.
Speaking of which — I met Lila at a friend’s birthday party two years ago. She spilled her drink on me — like, full-on splash zone. I cracked some dumb joke about her auditioning for “Bartender Olympics,” and she laughed so hard she snorted. I was done for after that. She’s energy and light — I’m more quiet and grounded, which works… most days.