You’re overthinking something that lasts three seconds. No one writes a résumé for their first kiss. You don’t need a strategy; you need presence. Stop turning it into a performance; it’s a moment, not an exam.

And don’t even think about announcing you’ve never kissed before. That’s not vulnerability, it’s a disclaimer. Let the guy figure it out naturally, he won’t care half as much as you think he will.

He’s fumbling and squirming like a shy debutante waiting for her first stolen kiss. The tension here is electric every question he asks, every hesitant comment, is basically him whispering, “teach me, guide me, show me how to handle the thrill of intimacy,” and April just oozes the kind of sizzling guidance that can turn awkward fumbling into expert seduction.

April’s brilliance isn’t just in the advice, it’s in the way she makes feel like she’s right there in the room, watching the sparks fly, ready to push him just enough to make him crack open his confidence, while also making it fun and teasing. Her book, Date Out of Your League, is basically a tantalizing treasure chest of tips that promise the sweet satisfaction of mastering the art of seduction and connection, and she does it all with that sparkling wit and no-nonsense charm that makes her feel like the goddess of dating herself. Honestly, a round of applause for her patience, clarity, and that daring little smirk she gives you through her words absolute queen energy.

Happy New Year, 2026.