Wanna get a laugh? Give the gift they’re not expecting!
For your ex: A membership to an online dating service.
For your mom: A pile of self-help books. Then when she’s about to blow her stack, give her a piece of GOOD jewelry, thanking her for putting up with your sense of humor. If she’s still steamed tell her that the books were really supposed to be for dad — not her. A get out of making dinner card — gift certificates for local restaurants so she can order instead of shopping, chopping and serving.
For your dad: An extreme sports weekend (heli-skiing, sky diving or bungee jumping), and a gift basket of ice packs, heating pads and Advil.
For your sibling: Clothes — in your size, not theirs. Oops!
For your girlfriend (if you’re a guy): Flashcards that say: You owe me an apology, now! that she can flash when you just don’t get it. And a weekend at a spa — for her to use in case the flash cards don’t work out.
For your boyfriend (if you’re a woman): Yourself, naked, wrapped in holiday wrapping paper — or cellophane. Trust me.For your spouse: A heartfelt letter appreciating them, accompanied by a gift certificate for the sex act of their choice, and a beautiful token of your holiday spirit — from Neiman’s, Tiffany’s or somewhere very special and splurge-like. If you’re flush: A hybrid with a recycled bow on top! And if you’re smart as a whip, I have a great holiday gift idea for men, women and couples for the holidays. MY BOOKS!! And the best part is that you can buy them as e-books on my website, https://www.AskApril.com, and that means: 1. No fighting mall human traffic jams. 2. No looking for a parking place to shop. 3. No wrapping necessary. 4. All you need to do is go online and buy!!
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